Now that I am done pleasing my pimp's greatest customer, I can tell you of the story of my greatest sex I have ever had. Last night, I hadjust kleft the local gay strip joint and I was pinned down by Rodney Dangerfield who then proceeded to rape me, and took very generous turns with a giant ape like creature he referred to as ''Mr. Burns'' When he was done I went to my pimp RubberDucky And told him my gay ass story, he got me this site, and told me to write